"Ore wa Screw Kid. Kanpeki choujin no hitori.
Kono taggu toonamento de arashi wo yonde yaru ze."

"Jigoku no neji-mawashi, kono ore no hissatsuwaza de 
mojidoori jigoku e ikanakatta yatsu wa inai.
Ato wa Buffaloman to Mongolman wo jigoku no __ e okurikonde yaru."

Neji wa kikai no paatsu ja nai ze
Bunmei shakai no shinboru da (shinboru da)
Ore wa ten kara chijou ni orita
Kami ni motto chikai choujin
Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru omae no sabita
Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru haato wo eguru
Mita ka jigoku no nejimawashi

Maware maware sukuryuu
Ringu wo akai chi no umi ni shite
Maware maware sukuryuu
Aku mo seigi mo sukurappu ni shichimae

"Ore no aibou wa Kendaman. Mochiron kare mo kanpeki choujin.
Suki da toka kirai da toka, ureshii da toka kanashii da toka to
sou iu issai no kanjou wo chouetsu shita 
kami no seishin wo motsu no ga kanpeki choujin na no da."

Kuzu no atsumari sawagu na naku na
Nani ga kizuna da yuujou da (yuujou da)
Makete itsu made iki haji sarasu
Tsuyoku nakereba choujin ja nai
Doru-doru-doru-doru ore no teashi ga
Doru-doru-doru-doru doriru ni naru ze
Mita ka kyoufu no kurasshaa

Maware maware sukuryuu
Matto no soko ni ana ga aku made
Maware maware sukuryuu
Yatsu ga sakende gibu appu suru made

"Ore no suki no __mono wa wani no kabayaki."

"I am Screw Kid. one of the perfect supermen.
I'm going to raise hell in this tag tournament."

"My hellish screw spin, as described, sends my foes to hell.
And noone has never made it back.
Buffaloman and Mongolman, you're up next."

The screw isn't just part of a machine
It's the symbol of civilization
I'm the closest superman to the gods
Who descend from the heavens
Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru  I'm gonna drill into
Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru  Your rusty heart
Did you see that? My dreaded Screw Spin

Spin, spin, my screws
I'll turn the ring into a sea of blood
Spin, spin, my screws
I'll turn both good and evil into scrap

"My partner is Kendaman. Of course, he is also a perfect superman.
What is a perfect superman?
One who was transcended all forms of emotion,
whethere it be likes, dislikes, joy, sorrow... just like the gods."

Stop making a fuss, stop crying, you losers
What binds you together? Friendship!
You bring shame with every loss for as long as you live
You've got to be strong to be a superman
Doru-doru-doru-doru  My hands and feet
Doru-doru-doru-doru  Turn into drills
Did you see that? My dreaded crusher

Spin, spin, my screws
Till they bore a hole through the mat
Spin, spin, my screws
Till our foes scream out surrender

"Now here's something I love, broiled alligators."