"Saa, temee-ra kakugo shiyagare--"
Kono Bejiita-Sama ga tappuri to
Ryouri shite yaru ze!!

Mazu wa "kyabetsu" da, Mijin kiri
Koppa-mijin ni shite yaru ze!!
(Zakkuri Zakkuri Zakku-Zaku)
Tsugi wa kisama da "Ninjin" yarou!
Ningen mitee na sono namae
Mattaku fuzaketa yarou da ze
Kisama no kumi nya hedo ga deru
Fuhahahahahahaha Fuhahahahahahaha
Da ga sore mo, ima no ore ni wa tsuuyou shinee!
Saa, yukkuri to kawa wo haide
Baki-Baki ni kizande yaru ze!!
(Baki Baki Bakki-Baki)

Oo, tsugi wa "butaniku" da--!
Ii tsuya shite 'ru ja nee ka
Shinsen na yarou wo miru to
Mune ga takanatte kiyagaru ze!
Saa Pawaa wo shuuchuu sase
200g ikki ni koma-kiri da!
(Zuta Zuta Zuttata Zuttattatta)
Youshi, Koko-ra de "yamaimo" ni chousen da!
Dekoboko shiyagatte
Bake no kawa hinmuite yaru ze!

(Tsuru Tsuru Tsuru Tsuru Neba Neba Neba Neba)
Namaiki na yarou da ze!
(Suri Suri Suri Suri Doro Doro Doro Doro)
Tekozuraseyagaruze!

Subette mo kayukute mo
Koko de makecha naranee
Saigo made suri orose Ore no mentsu ni kakete!

Haahaahaahaa Haahaahaahaa
Saa, nokori no yarou-domo
Ichimou dajin ni shite yaru ze!!

"Komugi" ni "mizu" wo bukkake!
"Tenkasu" to "tamago" mo buchikomi!
"Kizami shouga" mo iretara
Hikkakimawashite yare--!!
(Maze Maze Maze)

Saki no yarou-domo mo gucha-gucha ni
Mechakucha ni mazeawase
Ato wa teppan no ue de jikkuri yakiagete yaru dake
(Juu Juu Juu)
"Soosu" ni "ao nori" "okaka" de todome da!
Dou da, maitta ka!!
Fuhahahahahahaha Fuhahahahahahaha

"Okonomiyaki batoru mo
Saa, kuchi wo ookiku akete
Kore de itadaki da ze!!!"

Otto ikenee,
"Mayoneezu" mo wasuren ja nee ze!

"Now, you better get good and ready
I, the Lord Vegeta,
Shall cook a-plenty!!"

First of all, the cabbage, chop it finely
Smash it into atoms for me!!
(chop it up, chop it up, chop, chop it up)
You're next, you bastard carrot!
That name of yours sounds like the word for "humans"
Small, completely spineless bastard
Your bitter taste makes one puke!
Huhahahahahahaha Huhahahahahahaha
But that tack won't work against me!
Now, slowly peel off all of the skin
Reveal, reveal, let's carve it up!!
(Reveal, reveal, reveal, reveal)

Ooooh, next we have "pig meat"!
Ah, it is so well glazed
Now you watch the fresh bastard
Violently throbbing chest, great garnish!
Now, concentrate all your power
200g in one gulp is all there is to a coma!
(Ragged, Ragged, Ragged, Ragged-ged-ged-aaah)
Alright, the challenge is here with the yam!
Why you, putting on a rough exterior and all that
I'm going to strip that skin of yours!

(Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky)
You naughty bastard!
(Scrub it, Scrub it, Scrub it, Scrub it, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty)
Twirl your hand to finish it right off!

You're oh so slippery and make me itch
But you won't defeat me
Till the end I'll scrub you out I'd bet my honour on it!

Haahaahaahaa haahaahaahaa
Now, you blasted left-over scraps
I'll round each of you up to the last piece!!

Mix the water in with the flour!
Stuff in some Tenkasu and egg yolks!
Drop in some shredded ginger
And mix--!!
(Mix mix mix)

And you bastards a while ago... Oh so, so sloppy
Mix them all in one big mess
Then just cook them up on an iron plate slowly, carefully
(Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle)
And for the finishing touch, green seaweed and dried bonito in sauce!
How now, have you had enough already!!
Huhahahahahahaha Huhahahahahahaha

"The Okonomiyaki Battle is over
Now, open your mouth wide
This is the peak of perfection!!!"

Oh blast it,
I just completely forgot the mayonnaise