Wao! Kiken shingou iki mo tsumaru
Traffic jam uzai kuruma ni kurakushon
CD nanka mou nishuume ni totsunyuu unzari
Yappa kimi wa soto nagamete 'ru

Hantoshi gurai mo otagai no A to Z ~ana ga aku hodo mitsumetara
Toge mo haete kita kotoba ga NG ~yume no hanashi mo kireigoto desu ka?

Yake ni nodo ga kawaku yoru wa Na-na-na-na-na-na-Nervous

"Ma ikka" nante aimai Version todome wo sashimashou
Omoikkiri yaritai koto dake "gouin" kimetara keshiki mo kawaru
Mondai darake no Connection iki no ne tomemashou
Meippai rashiku waraeba waruku mo nai sonna toko kamo ne

I'm in the 'Slapstick Life
I'm in the 'Slapstick Life
I'm in the 'Slapstick Life
I'm in the 'Slapstick!

Machi no noizu monoshiri kao no Old man shoujiki sugiru Good boy
Neta sagashi wa koto kakanai mayonaka datte hora mata koujichuu da tte......

Atama no naka kasoku suru Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Madness
"Ma ikka" nante aimai Version todome wo sashimashou
Omoikkiri yaritai koto dake "gouin" kimetara keshiki mo kawaru
Mondai darake no Connection iki no ne tomemashou
Meippai rashiku waraeba waruku mo nai sonna toko kamo ne

I'm in the 'Slapstick Life
I'm in the 'Slapstick Life